July 7 -- To the Editor:

As a summer resident of Kittery who frequents Portsmouth, please allow me to suggest a name change for Middle Street. Now that it has been transformed into a Go-Kart race track, surely a new and more accurate moniker is in order.

1. Bollard Street

2. The Boulevard of Idiots

3. Jump The Shark Avenue

4. Woke Road

Arise, Portsmouthians. Keep it real, instead of really stupid.

Rodman Philbrick

Kittery, Maine